I'm yet to determine the purpose of this update, but I'm sure it will evolve into something. Did everyone see how Australia won there first gold medal at an olympic games, WE ROCK. I know it's heaps sad for all the other compeditors but we have to revel in our one piece of glory, so we'll claim it.

I also thought of another thing I want to grizzle about, I don't know what it's liike elswhere, but here, our government continues to fund private schools at the expense of the public system. Does this seem utterly stupid to anyone else or have I missed something here. Who cares if it's encouraging people to opt out the public system and save the government money, education should be free. It really s***s me off, I just finished at a public school, we got better results than a private school down the road but who did the local paper decide to write about. I mean, I'm pretty sure this is right, but don't quote me on it, Our Prime Minister sends/sent his kids to a private school, what does it say when the bloke running the show doesn't have enough faith in the system to send his kids there. Anyway, my state just got a new premier who does send his kids to a private school, good on ya' mate.

This is just a quick update while I'm thinking of my next one....Did everyone know that John Butler is not playing at the famous spegeiltent, okay so dont go all the way to the city to find this out like we did. But it wasn't all a loss, I tried sushi, I'm glad I now know from experience that it tastes like shit. And we also saw that Jay and Silent Bob film, it is very stupid but a bit funny.

Uuuummmm, that's about all for now, so yeah, sorry this update is shit but I'm bored and hadn't done one for a while.

Tosswinkle the pirate said he'd return so here I am. I want to talk about accents around the world, the intrigue me. The same language yet it's so different. I'd like to bring forth the issue of who's is the best accent, nation wise. Now obviously I don't know every accent on the earth (or beyond but that's beyond the realm of what I want to disscuss) So anyway, what I'm about to say may offend some people or nationalities, but I assure you that's not my intent, these are only opinions and are open to disscussion and are in no way a reflection on a person or nation as a person, ie it is not having a go at the people themselves for all those wankers out there who take life too seriously.

I'm australian sso Aussies have no accent, though I am told by foreigners, we have sexy accents but I'm not one to judge. Sorry to any yanks out there but I hate your accents, they suck, theyre too bloody annoying, canadians, I'm not really sure, I haven't heard a real lot so I'm unable to make a real comment. Poms, good accents if you want to sound rich or posh, but not much other use!!

Germans, too harsh a language to stand a chance, they sound aragant (again this is no reflection on the people just their toungues). French people, well well well, I must say, I have a soft spot for french accents but doesn't everyone, there so suductive, mmmmmmmm. They have a way with words that makes it sound so, ........ I don't know just nice.

Belgium people, they sound like french but with a bit of throat gurgling every now and then, quite comical good for a laugh. Chinese and Japanese, I put these together, not being rude but because I find them very similar, It's a totally different way of talking, quite unique, not a favourite but not something that I find annoying.

Turkish people (I only put this in there cause I've been here aswell) they always sound like they're arguing, it's very interesting to listen to though frigtening at times cause, yes it looks like they're about to snot each other.

Italian, they sound like they know a lot about food, probably causse they do, I like it, kinda mysterious.

Irish, they are the coolest accents for guy's, sory but girls sound odd talking like a paddy! But when a seamus cracks out the words it's like, he's me mate lets go down to the pud for a guiness, they have one of the coolest accents around.

South Africans, odd, I only know these from the cricket so If Shaun Pollock is normal it's just.........odd, and very hard to imitate.

New Zealand, tsk tsk, Josh sorry, with all their vowels i, i, i, i, i. they sound slightly funny. It reminds me of a joke- what's a hindu?
Lays eggs.

Tunisia, I only found this in the atlas, it's in the north of africa. At a guess, I think their accents rock, I want to go there one day. I think Fred Hollows went there once o that'd be cool. He was a champion, but that can be for another up-date.

I've saved the best for last, the swiss, they have the very best accents in the world. It is so sexy, yet so understanding. It in no way sounds false or harsh, just dances from their mouths to play into your ears like a favourite song. I have utter admiiration for the swiss based on this and I'm going to visit there one day. To all thee swiss people out there, you have the coolest accent. Pluss toblerone is heaps nice.

Anyway, theres alot of other countries out there but I can't fit everyone in, if you want to know what Ii think about you just tell me, I'm sorry if your not in here but I'm keen to hear everybody elses views on accents please comment and tell me exactly what everyone thinks.

Yours truley, Tosswinkle

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